I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.Three rats are relaxing in a bar. After a few jugs they start talking about how tough they are. The first rat says, “When I woke up there was a matchbox of Rat-o-kill outside my hole. I ate the whole lot and didn’t feel a thing.”
The rats nod, impressed. A few jugs later, the second rat chips in, “When I got up this morning, there was an enormous rat trap with a huge piece of cheese for bait. I stepped up, caught the bar on my back, ate the cheese and slipped out without even a bruise.”
The other two rats nod sagely. A couple more drinks later, the third rat gets up and heads for the door. “Where are you going?” the other two ask.
“Think I’ll go home and shag the cat again.”
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