I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and sees Steven Spielberg. As he is a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta her." The astonished Chinese man replies, "But it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, It was the Japanese!" "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same, "replies Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic;my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the Iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!"
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