Husband and Wife are sitting quietly in bed when the Wife looks over him and starts a query.
WIFE: " What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? "
HUSBAND: " Definitely not! "
WIFE: " Why not? Don't you like being married? "
HUSBAND: " Of course I do. "
WIFE: " Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: " Okay, okay, I'd get married again, "
WIFE: " You would? " (With a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan)
WIFE: " Would you live in her house? "
HUSBAND: " Sure, it's a great house. "
WIFE: " Would you sleep with her in our bed? "
HUSBAND: " Where else would we sleep? "
WIFE: " Would you let her drive my car? "
HUSBAND: " Probably, it is almost new. "
WIFE: " Would you replace my pictures with hers? "
HUSBAND: " That would seem like the proper thing to do. "
WIFE: " Would you give her my Jewelry? "
HUSBAND: " No, I'm sure she'd want her own. "
WIFE: " Would you take her golfing with you? "
HUSBAND: " Yeas, those are always good times. "
WIFE: " Would she use my clubs? "
HUSBAND: " No, she's a left-handed. "
WIFE: (Silence)
HUSBAND: " Oh! Shit . . ! "
I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.
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