1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?
+ I would eat it, that's a lot of moolah. I'll check-in in a hospital after.
2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?
+ No, there's always masturbation.
3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not?
+ I don't know. I've been caught and I don't like the experience very much.
4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?
+ Jerry Springer replaced with David Spader.
5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?
+ Mmm I think Tyra Banks, I guess she's a sex symbol to me and not a talk show host.
6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss?
+ My lips and back of the neck. Favorite places to kiss? The mouth, back of the neck, the belly button. Not necessarily in that order.
7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?
+ Hell yeah! I watch porn, I read porn, I do porn. My significant other is so great!
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I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.
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